While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher,
whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle,
the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president.
The old rancher said, ‘Well, ya know, Obama is a ‘Post Turtle”.
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a ‘post turtle’ was.
The old rancher said,’When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on topthat’s a ‘post turtle’
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor’s face so he continued to explain.
“You know he didn’t get up there by himself,he doesn’t belong up there,
he doesn’t know what to do while he’s up there,he’s elevated beyond his ability to function,
and you just Wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with.”
Obama’s Redefinition Of Creation
So we have a bus that run’s on diesel fuel. This bus driver has worked for this company for 9 years. Recently we ( the city ) purchased a bus that runs on natural gas.. The same driver runs the bus on the same route but.. This is a green job created
One bus Same route, same driver , But this is a green job created. Why?
It’s a green job to be sure but the creation part. This is how Washington play’s the game.
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree…and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink,
who would be saved?
A: America !
Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
Be honest and don’t look at the movie list below till you have done the math!
Try this test and find out what movie is your favorite.
This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18
movies you would enjoy the most. It really works…for MOST of us anyway!
1. Pick a number from 1-9.
2. Multiply by 3.
3. Add 3.
4. Multiply by 3 again.
5. Now add the two digits of your answer together to find
your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below.
Now Scroll down
1. Gone With The Wind
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
9. The Obama farewell speech of 2012
11. Jurassic Park
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
18. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King