The Polite Way To Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
‘Michael, if you were on a date having dinner
With a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?’
Michael said, ‘Just a minute I have to go pee.’
The teacher responded by saying, ‘That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?’
Sherman said, ‘I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back’
‘That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?
‘I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.’
The teacher fainted.
Ruffing up the kids brains.
Got this in my email this morning and it really hits dead on. May be if you are reading this you might think to pass it on, preferably to a clueless child!
Don’t you hate it when hypothesis are proven true with experiments and then actually introduced into real life…
An economics professor at a local college made a statement
that he had never failed a single student before, but had once
failed an entire class.
That class had insisted that Obama’s socialism worked
and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich,
a great equalizer.
The professor then said, “OK, we will have
an experiment in this class on Obama’s plan”.
All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive
the same grade so no one would fail and no one would
receive an A.
After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone
got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the
students who studied little were happy.
As the second test rolled around, the students who studied
little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard
decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little.
The second test average was a D!
No one was happy.
When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.
The scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling
all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the
benefit of anyone else.
All failed, to their great surprise, and the professor told them that
socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is
great, the effort to succeed is great but when government takes
all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.
Could not be any simpler than that.
(Please pass this on)