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Vote Chooser 2012

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Plant Like Substance?

Obama’s Solution To Rising Gas

The president watches a t.v commercial and writes his speech.  And the crowd is buying it, just incredible.

Shit makes a good fuel and there is plenty of that in D.C. believe it or not.

The Fickle Mainstream Media

If This Doesn’t Cheer You Up, Nothing Will.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.

We agree…and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

–Jay Leno


America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

–Jay Leno


Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

–Conan O’Brien


Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser.

–Jay Leno


Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society.

The other is for housing prisoners.

–David Letterman


Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink,

who would be saved?

A: America !

–Jimmy Fallon


Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has papers.

–Jimmy Kimmel


Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

–David Letterman


Movie Magic

Be honest and don’t look at the movie list below till you have done the math!

Try this test and find out what movie is your favorite.

This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18
movies you would enjoy the most. It really works…for MOST of us anyway!

Movie Test:

1. Pick a number from 1-9.
2. Multiply by 3.
3. Add 3.
4. Multiply by 3 again.
5. Now add the two digits of your answer together to find
your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below.

Now Scroll down





Movie List:
1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Obama farewell speech of 2012                                        
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
18. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Just do the math again!
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