Obama’s Solution To Rising Gas
The president watches a t.v commercial and writes his speech. And the crowd is buying it, just incredible.
Shit makes a good fuel and there is plenty of that in D.C. believe it or not.
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree…and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink,
who would be saved?
A: America !
Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
Be honest and don’t look at the movie list below till you have done the math!
Try this test and find out what movie is your favorite.
This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18
movies you would enjoy the most. It really works…for MOST of us anyway!
1. Pick a number from 1-9.
2. Multiply by 3.
3. Add 3.
4. Multiply by 3 again.
5. Now add the two digits of your answer together to find
your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below.
Now Scroll down
1. Gone With The Wind
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
9. The Obama farewell speech of 2012
11. Jurassic Park
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
18. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King