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U.S. Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called The U.S. Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

These Southern Boys will be dropped in Afghanistan knowing only 5 facts about the terrorists:

1) The season opened today

2) There is no limit                                                                                                                                        

3) They taste just like chicken

4) They don’t like beer, pickups, country music or JESUS

5) They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt

The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by next Monday

Cinco De Mayo Or National Day Of Prayer?

Your Choice Has Already Been Made

Do you believe? Remember you could be saved.

Party on!