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Movie Magic

Be honest and don’t look at the movie list below till you have done the math!

Try this test and find out what movie is your favorite.

This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18
movies you would enjoy the most. It really works…for MOST of us anyway!

Movie Test:

1. Pick a number from 1-9.
2. Multiply by 3.
3. Add 3.
4. Multiply by 3 again.
5. Now add the two digits of your answer together to find
your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below.

Now Scroll down

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Movie List:
1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Obama farewell speech of 2012                                        
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
18. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Just do the math again!
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Calling In Sick

Hung Over

Hung Chow calls into work and says, ” Hey, I no come to work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come to work.”

The boss says, ‘ You know something, Hung, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that o.k. Hung’!

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. “I do what you say and I feel great! I be at work soon……You got nice house”!

$20 Smakaroos

Another “Shut Your Mouth” Situation

On their wedding night, the young bride Approached her new husband and asked

for $20.00 for their first lovemaking Encounter. In his highly aroused state,
her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made Love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was
surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.

It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he’d be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he’d been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling  nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.

 

She explained that for more than                                                                                            
three decades she had ‘charged’ him for sex,
these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments
worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out,
‘If I’d had any idea what you were doing,
I would have given you all my business!’

That’s when she shot him.

The Horth Whithperer.

Friday Funnies

Source unknown

If you don’t laugh at this then something is wrong!

A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and say’s he’s sending a friend over to look at a horse.   His buddy asks, ” How will I recognize him”, ” That’s easy, he’s a midget with a speech impediment”.

So the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he’s looking for a male or female horse.  ” A female horth”.   So he shows him a prized filly, “Nith lookin horth”.

” Can I thee her eyeths”?   So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse’s eyes the once over. ” Nith eyeths”.

” Can I thee her earzth”?  So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse’s ears.  ” Nith earzths”.hahahaha

” Can I thee her  mouf”?  The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again a nd shows him the horse’s mouth.     ” Nith mouf “.

” Can I thee her twat “?   Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and sticks the midget’s head as far as he can up the horse’s ass,  pulls him out and plops him on the ground.  The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.

” Perhapth I should rephrathzs that.  Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit”?

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I Understand Now.

Men Told Have Sex Daily to Boost Sperm Quality, Fertility

Well this explains why my grandson is able to leap tall buildings and stop speeding bullets!super ian

Little did I know, those many trips to the bathroom and my sons are creating a super human race!

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