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Old Dogs

Age Has It’s Perks

One day an old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, he discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a Panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old German Shepherd thinks, “Oh, oh! I’m in deep doo-doo now!”

Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly,

“Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?”

Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.

“Whew!,” says the panther, “That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!”

Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes.

The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.

The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, “Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what’s going to happen to that conniving canine!”

Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, “What am I going to do now?,” but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn’t seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says…

“Where’s that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!”

Moral of this story…

Don’t mess with the old dogs… Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!
BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.

Of course, I am in no way insinuating that any of you are old, some are just more ‘youthfully challenged’.


Funny Face

A post on Facebook


Brenda received a Shiny Butt Smile.
My friend Angela  gave me a Shiny Butt Smile. You can smile at me too! =)

2 hours ago via iSmile · Comment · · Give me (Brenda) a Smile

Ken Brown

Now the question is; How do you keep it shiny hmmm?
Do you buff your ass? Does one need help with this or is it thoroughly explained in the ‘ how-to do’ instructions in the ass buffing kit.
Or do you need someone to huuuu, breath hot air on your ass and buff it with there shirt sleeve like one does with a chrome bumper?
I got it…pledge lol
2 hours ago · Delete

Brenda Scollard Cruz

about an hour ago

Ken Brown

My hiny is shiny what can that be?
your face on my ass the reflection you see.
so get a good look at this visual bliss.
and pucker up and give it a kiss.
but careful you must be don’t go to far…
for the fun ends at the Snicker bar!
56 minutes ago · Delete

Brenda Scollard Cruz


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