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The Horth Whithperer.

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If you don’t laugh at this then something is wrong!

A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and say’s he’s sending a friend over to look at a horse.   His buddy asks, ” How will I recognize him”, ” That’s easy, he’s a midget with a speech impediment”.

So the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he’s looking for a male or female horse.  ” A female horth”.   So he shows him a prized filly, “Nith lookin horth”.

” Can I thee her eyeths”?   So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse’s eyes the once over. ” Nith eyeths”.

” Can I thee her earzth”?  So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse’s ears.  ” Nith earzths”.hahahaha

” Can I thee her  mouf”?  The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again a nd shows him the horse’s mouth.     ” Nith mouf “.

” Can I thee her twat “?   Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and sticks the midget’s head as far as he can up the horse’s ass,  pulls him out and plops him on the ground.  The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.

” Perhapth I should rephrathzs that.  Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit”?

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What Did You Do This Past Weekend?

Its mid summer and time to take a break!

So ride a bike, go fishing,or as I prefer go camping!        

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