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Obama’s Philatelists Czar.

Taste Like Shit.

The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it.
The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.
This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special
Presidential commission presented the following findings:
1.The stamp is in perfect order.
2. There is nothing wrong with the glue.
3. People are spitting on the wrong side.

Bingo!

OH MY

Now that is dropping the numbers.

 

The Post Turtel In Chief Of The United States

Explained

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher,

 

whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle,

 

the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

 

 

Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president.

 

The old rancher said, ‘Well, ya know, Obama is a ‘Post Turtle”.

 

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a ‘post turtle’ was.

 

The old rancher said,’When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on topthat’s a ‘post turtle’

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor’s face so he continued to explain.

 

“You know he didn’t get up there by himself,he doesn’t belong up there,

 

he doesn’t know what to do while he’s up there,he’s elevated beyond his ability to function,

and you just Wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with.”

 

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