Calling In Sick

Hung Over

Hung Chow calls into work and says, ” Hey, I no come to work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come to work.”

The boss says, ‘ You know something, Hung, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that o.k. Hung’!

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. “I do what you say and I feel great! I be at work soon……You got nice house”!

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