Just Another Bar Joke
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 10 shots of Chivas Regal all in a line on the bar.
Once set up the guy starts tossing the shots down, one right after the other until all ten are gone in quick succession.
The bartender is concerned and says, “Hey buddy you shouldn’t be drinking like that. You should slow down and take some time to finish your drinks”.
The guy says “If you had what I have you’d be drinking like that too”.
The bartender asks “Well just what is it that you have”?
The guy replies “A dollar”.