Archive | June 2009

I Understand Now.

Men Told Have Sex Daily to Boost Sperm Quality, Fertility

Well this explains why my grandson is able to leap tall buildings and stop speeding bullets!super ian

Little did I know, those many trips to the bathroom and my sons are creating a super human race!

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Just For You.

South Carolina Governor Admits U.S. Encounters With Mistress

The population of Earth; 6,763,557,000

And this post is for just 1 personart_sanford_gi.

Dear Mr. Sanford,

Go away, shut up, make like a tree and leave, go find a shit hole and stuff your head in it, be gone!

Get off of my T.V, get out of my radio, stay away from my monitor…………………….Asshole!

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The Light At The End Of The Tunnel.

Stimulus program fraught with waste?

Say’s who? I’m thinking it depends  on the point of view.   Case in point;  The 3.5 million of so called ‘stimulus’ on the shovel ready turtle tunnel currently underway near Tallahassee, Fla. that will allow turtles and other wildlife to safely cross U.S. Highway 27.

Now the Libtards will throw out a bunch of statistics like, U.S  Highway 27 “has the highest road-kill mortality rate for turtles in the world.”  Really! Who keeps these statistics, do they really even exist?crazy-turtle-cartoon-comic Maybe I don’t know, but I thought turtles where smart. I remember something about the turtle kicking the rabbits ass in a race because the rabbit took a nap,, or something like that. So why did the turtle cross the road, careful the libtards don’t think it’s funny.

O.k  o.k lets just assume the turtle is to stupid to realize that crossing a busy highway is dangerous, but is clever enough to use a tunnel. Why build a tunnel? Why do we have to tear up a road to build a tunnel? Can’t we just build a bridge? Would a bridge not be cheaper, more economical? And how will the turtles know were to go ? Will there be signs posted, hmm.

Stimulus program fraught with waste? Well sure, but that is only in my opinion, my point of view. However there is another side to this, Do the turtles have any enemies? Again assuming the turtles are smart enough to enjoy there new passage way under  highway 27 wouldn’t it not be logical to think that the turtles enemy would be smart enough to wait at the other end of the tunnel?

 

 

 

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They Come In Three’s Indeed.

The king of pop king of pop

(August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009

Another Icon Another piece of me…Fading away

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Fading Away.

farrah_fawcett_Actress Farrah Fawcett Dead at 62

Coming off the heals of another great.. Ed McMahon  this is just as sad. Even though we see it coming be it a media personality or a family member the stun effect is still there, bringing to light our own mortality. I never thought of myself as a grown up or an elder ( even though Iam a Grandfather..snort’), my level of maturity is apparent or so I’m told and I do stupid shit all the time, In fact I’m quite accomplished at it.  Does the fact that I know whining like a baby or jumping a mountain bike over a garbage can ( with terrible results)  does not make me any younger,does that revelation  make me a ” grown up ” or an elder..no it’s the age thing.

My son and I were watching the news showing clips of the Tonight Show when he made the comment ” look at what  they are wearing ” then proceeded to laugh. I couldn’t help but think of how I looked at old black and whites of long ago. Suddenly I’m hunched over with a cane in hand, with a confused look on my face all the time because I don’t understand text lingo..lol,brb,ttyl..like whatever!

Farrah will be missed in a far more profound way to me as I understand my place in life, on the other ‘ hand’  I will always remevilember her as Jill(aka Rosie Palmer) Munroe.  Hopefully with a little luck next summer my grandson will be telling his Buddie next to him ” check out my grandfather on the bike”  as I approach the ramp at full speed!

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