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Be honest and don’t look at the movie list below till you have done the math!

Try this test and find out what movie is your favorite.

This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18
movies you would enjoy the most. It really works…for MOST of us anyway!

Movie Test:

1. Pick a number from 1-9.
2. Multiply by 3.
4. Multiply by 3 again.
your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below.

Now Scroll down

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Movie List:
1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Obama farewell speech of 2012
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
18. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Just do the math again!

And Attitude

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him,  “How do you determine whether or not an older  person should be put in an old age home?”
“Well,” he said, “we fill up a bathtub, then  we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to  the person to empty the bathtub.”
“Oh, I  understand,” I said. “A normal person would use  the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon  or the teacup.”

“No” he  said. “A normal person would pull the plug. Do  you want a bed near the window?”

Hung Over

Hung Chow calls into work and says, ” Hey, I no come to work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come to work.”

The boss says, ‘ You know something, Hung, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that o.k. Hung’!

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. “I do what you say and I feel great! I be at work soon……You got nice house”!